August 2008
43 posts
WatchToday’s BIG Thing
WatchBrilliant, but perhaps only for the first 30 seconds - Today’s BIG Thing
“Barry has defined a sense of humor as “a measurement of the extent to...”
– Dave Barry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“I am not exaggerating by much. One highlight of Wednesday’s roll call was...”
– Dave Barry: Whatever, it’s a field goal - 08/28/2008 - MiamiHerald.com
“For although Jaswant wasn’t aware of it, 38 minutes after take off, Pan Am...”
– BBC NEWS | Magazine | ‘I missed the Lockerbie flight by minutes’
Fuel Prices
Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...
And you're gonna love it...
But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...
Lots of love,
Fuel Prices
“In a feat of biological prestidigitation likely to turn the field of...”
– Researchers turn one form of adult mouse cell directly into another
Calendar
In order to spell the word calendar right, or remind myself how it’s spelled, I always enunciate it in my head. It’s always “CAL-EN-DAR”, and I purposely emphasize the ‘DAR’ as if I’m making fun of someone with a learning disability.
“Finally, participants who were randomly assigned to spend money on others...”
– Spending Money on Others Promotes Happiness — Dunn et al. 319 (5870): 1687 — Science
WatchCourage - Nike
“When he crept closer,the odor — “a urine stench” — was “unbearable.” By the end...”
– LA Weekly - News - Palisades Rathouse: Unchallenged by Health Officials, Elderly Twins Fed Local Vermin Population - Max Taves - The Essential Online Resource for Los Angeles
